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And You Wonder Why We Ain't Got Nothing to Say
Avengers || PG-13: drug-use || Tony+Bruce being SCIENCE BROS || 1,550 words
"You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?"

Warning for movie spoilers, for Coulson having gotten better via deus ex machina, and for essentially being disjointed word-vomit. Because of reasons, mostly just that it was fun to write.
Title from WHY?’s “fatalist palmistry.” Summary from the actual movie script.
Draci = Lojban, meaning “drama.”

( It figures that during the week Pepper is gone to the West Coast for some business thing, and both Tony and Bruce are missing from a formally-arranged Avengers meeting in SHIELD, it's because they're getting stoned on the floor in Tony's lab. )

Current Mood: blah
Current Music: Pink Floyd - "Learning to Fly"

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I Have a Holy Duty to Unzip Your Genes
X-Men || R (sex, language, crack) || Charles/Erik || 2,100 words || Good Omens fusion
“Genetics, my fine man,” Charles declares, unperturbed when Erik has to poke him back upright on his stool, “is God’s finest miracle.”

For this prompt + gif, made by awesome , on the 1stclass_kink meme on LJ
- References to X-Men comic canon, Neil Gaiman's 1602 graphic novel, Dogma, and the Bible (duh).
- Charis, meaning “grace,” is one of the Gnostic luminaries of divine will; also, this. It was the only angelic name beginning with ‘Char-‘ that was even vaguely relevant, although whether it's angelic or an abstract personification depends on the source material.
( “I rather liked the water to wine bit, myself,” he says. “Or the healing of the centurion’s fucktoy.” )

Current Mood: exhausted
Current Music: Enigma - "Mea Culpa (Orthodox Version)"

How Aeris knew Cloud's dress size and that he could wear heels.
FF7 || PG || Zack, Aeris, Cloud, Sephiroth (gen or OT4 subtext) || ~70 words

Mock-up of the postcard I sent croix_souillees for last Christmas. <3

Current Mood: artistic
Current Music: Lunatic Soul - "Out on a Limb"

Hell Is Fine This Time of Year
SPN || R: language, sex || Sam/Dean || 6,000 words
Prompt: Demon!Dean talks Sam into the role of Boy King.

for dauntdraws at the sammessiah Antichristmas 2011 exchange on LJ
blame chofi for the holy water spritz bottle

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Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Tantric - "Love Song"

Everything a Ninja Knows, He Learned from Dean Winchester
SPN || PG-13 - language || gen, unless you read into it || 1,200 words || mockery of ~~Starbucks~~ ~~hipsters~~ some stereotypes
Operation: Geek Liberation is a go.

( His mind was working fast, calculating angles and escape routes, a well-fucking-oiled machine. )

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Styx - "Renegade"

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the heart is the philosopher's throne

an armor, an arsenal

Entries tagged with genre:crack

fic: and you wonder why we ain't got nothing to say (avengers, steve/tony)

fic: i have a holy duty to unzip your genes (x-men, charles/erik)

drabble: how aeris knew cloud's dress size... (ff7, gen/subtextual OT4)

fic: hell is fine this time of year (spn, sam/dean)

fic: everything a ninja knows (spn, gen)

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