jukeboxhound | masterpost of fic

My fandom name is Jukebox Hound, but for about ten years before that it was Hades' Phoenix, so you'll see fic posted under both names. Most of the stories here are crack, angst, or some unholy combination of the two.

Mass disclaimer: Not my characters, not for profit, etc.
Warnings: Constant foul language and innuendo. Slightly less often, themes like suicide/murder, torture, sexuality, discrimination, mental illness, and occasionally noncon/rape. I'm also available to perform for your children's birthday parties.
Fandoms: ...are many, but the recurring ones for which I write are Final Fantasy VII and Supernatural with the occasional Gundam Wing.

Listed in order of fandom name, then the date that the fic was written. I would like to point out that the writing gets progressively more embarrassing the further you go back (I'M VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THAT, OH GOD), so read at your own risk.

Please let me know if there are misleading or broken links. This is very much incomplete, since I'm taking forever to move and tag shit from my LJ masterpost.

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The Avengers

And You Wonder Why We Ain't Got Nothing to Say
20 May 2012 || MCU (Earth-199999) || PG-13 || Tony+Bruce SCIENCE BROS || 1,550 words
"You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?"

While Everyone's Lost (The Battle Is Won)
14 Apr 2012 || MCU (Earth-199999) || PG-13 || Steve/Tony || 6,900 words
Steve closes his eyes in 1945 and wakes up in 2012. Well. They certainly didn't put that on the recruiting poster.

The Minor Fall, the Major Lift
12 Mar 2012 || MCU (Earth-199999) || R || light Steve/Tony || 4,800 words
This is how they piece it together and make it work.

Final Fantasy VII

(shorter)

Don't Nobody Know (But God)
7 Jun 2011 || PG-13: complete AU || hinted Cloud/Zack, Sephiroth || 736 words
But none of ‘em see the angel by the door ‘cept the man that saw ‘imself reflected in a corpse’s eyes, an’ if that corpse were once the person Strife loved most in all this ugly world, well, ain’t no-one gonna say life’s anywhere near kind.

This Isn't Going to Wash Out
7 Jun 2011 || NC-17: anthro!tentacle!sex, omgwut || Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud || 3,650 words
Cloud can't decide if this the hottest or weirdest thing they've ever done.

How Aeris knew Cloud's dress size and that he could wear heels
8 May 2011 || PG || Zack, Aeris, Cloud, Sephiroth (gen or OT4 subtext) || ~70 words

Mock-up of the postcard I sent croix_souillees last Christmas.

god put a song on my palm
30 Mar 2011 || PG-13 - some sexuality || Tifa/Aeris || 1,850 words
Prompt: Tifa/Aeris, work-worn hands.

for yuri_challenge
slight fusion with SPN, but you don't really need to know it to read this
the "Jesse" here is from the beginning of FF7

Imagine Them All in Their Underwear
13 Feb 2011 || PG-13 - language, innuendo || Zack/Cloud, Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud/Aeris || ~1,800 words
Zack wants Cloud's help, but passing notes in front of the whole of ShinRa while the president is giving a speech probably isn't the way to ask.

Birthday fic for artimusdin
Includes pictures, ahaha
Prompt #1: Hide, from my 100_situations table

Breathe In
4 Feb 2011 || R - sexuality, drug-use || Zack/Cloud || 4,200 words
Shotgunning and a lazy evening sky.

Prompt #49: Stoned, from my 100_situations table

Tenacity
7 Sep 2010 || PG || unrequited Tifa/Cloud || 460 words
It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

Supernatural

(shorter)

Hell Is Fine This Time of Year
6 May 2011 || R: language, sex || Sam/Dean || 6,000 words
Prompt: Demon!Dean talks Sam into the role of Boy King.

for dauntdraws at the sammessiah Antichristmas 2011 exchange on LJ

New Verse, Same as the First
23 Mar 2011 || PG-13 (language) || Sam, Dean || 600 words || S6
“So, you’re saying demons have been fucking with us the whole time. Like, not just the blood.”

Libra
21 Mar 2011 || PG-13 || Sam, Dean, gen || ~780 words
"Choose," Death says to Sam.

the aftermath (it will be black)
7 Feb 2011 || PG-13 - language || gen (Sam, Dean) || 972 words || set sometime after 5x14, "My Bloody Valentine"
There's no such thing as the right words to say.

Everything a Ninja Knows, He Learned from Dean Winchester
24 Jan 2011 || PG-13 - language || gen, unless you read into it || 1,200 words || mockery of ~~Starbucks~~ ~~hipsters~~ some stereotypes
Operation: Geek Liberation is a go.

Long Distance
17 Jan 2011 || PG-13 - language, angst || Sam, Dean || 1,100 words || coda to 4x22, general spoilers through S6
In which Dean finds out that the Apocalypse began with a single voicemail.

they said it was the fall of man
4 Dec 2010 || R - sexuality, madness and weirdness || Sam/Dean || 7,900 words || general S6 spoilers
Sam gets his soul back on a Monday.

In principio erat verbum
16 Nov 2010|| R - sexuality, theology, some disturbing imagery || Sam/Dean, past Sam/Jess || 3,200 words
There's power in names, and they define the world. Dean's defined Sam, until they didn't.

Pulled Pork
14 Nov 2010 || Hard R - sexuality, language, utter crack || Sam/Dean || 790 words
"My ass is going to smell like bacon, Dean."

years grow back
15 Oct 2010 || PG13 - language || Gen || 700 words
For a long time, that was the snapshot that Sam carried of his brother.

Excerpt from a current WIP

close your eyes

16 Feb 2010 || R - sex || Sam/Dean || 340 words
Dean was fucked up and he'd be the first one to admit it but the last one to care.

The Battle of Evermore
15 Oct 2009 || PG13 - metaphysically-questionable logic || Gen || 1,400 words

Dean should've known that in a battle of wits over his soul, Lilith would lose to someone who'd actually wanted to be a lawyer.

Reality Check
22 Oct 2009 || PG || Gen || 400 words

Science and religion, reconciled over a few too many beers in a seedy bar. Or maybe not.

Satan Fell Like Lightning
30 Sep 2009 || PG - exposition || Lucifer/Michael || 800 words
Castiel saw a great many things.

X-Men: First Class

the heart is the philosopher's throne
9 Jul 2011 || R (sexuality, language, mention of canon child abuse) || Charles/Erik, Raven || 1,760 words
The thing about Charles was that he wanted too badly to fix people.

I Have an Unholy Duty to Unzip Your Genes
X-Men || R (sex, language, crack) || Charles/Erik || 2,100 words || Good Omens fusion
“Genetics, my fine man,” Charles declares, unperturbed when Erik has to poke him back upright on his stool, “is God’s finest miracle.”

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Latest updates:

20 May 2012
"And You Wonder Why We Ain't Got Nothing to Say" (Avengers)
"While Everyone's Lost (The Battle Is Won)" (Avengers)
"The Minor Fall, the Major Lift" (Avengers)

25 Jul 2011
"the heart is the philosopher's throne" (XM: FC)
"I Have a Holy Duty to Unzip Your Genes" (XM: FC)

30 March 2011
"god put a song on my palm" (FF7)

23 March 2011
"New Verse, Same as the First" (SPN)

21 March 2011
Creation of entry.
"Libra" (SPN)